L.B. Bach

Auntie,

I don' vant play piano. I tink bodybuilding & machine gun bloody action is funner. U shuld be happy 99% of the world DON' WANT PLAY PIANO EITHER!! If u kritik me because I don' be a pianoist, I vill find vhere you lif, come in ur front room and TakE YoU OUT!

The ExterminatOR

Dearest Arnold,

Do NOT trifle with the Godmother of Jazz! There are spells to make you a big pianist, and there are spells to make you no pianist at all - if you keep this up.

So YOU think you could take me out, eh?

You're gonna have to take me out a helluva a lot more than once if you ever hope to get an invite into Auntie's front room. And they better be uptown joints too.

Auntie

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