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Another Talking Dog Joke J.Brent©2005 So this old man walks into a bar with his speaking-eye dog. Behind the bar is this hot buxom blonde. She says "What can I do for you?" The old man whines [dog voice] "har, har, har" and the bartender says "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" The dog puts his paws up on the bar and says: "Master said he'd like a beer, and could I have one too, please" The chick goes "Oh god! Not another lame-ass talking dog joke! (pause) The old man turns to the dog and barks "ruff, ruff, ruff". The dog says "Master said he's very thirsty and I am too, please." She says "Get the hell out of here before I call the cops. Both of you! Get out! Out! OUT! As they walk through the door, the man turns to the dog and growls "grrr-grrr-grrr". Suddenly, like a shot, the dog goes (act) zooming back through the door, races across the barroom floor, leaps over the counter top, knocks over the blonde bartender, rips off her panties with his teeth and begins humping her furiously. The girl screams "What the hell is going on?!?" The dog [panting] says "Master said 'Fuck that bitch!'". 7
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